Movers are almost as bad as Tonberries.

I hate this mission.

Zack

P.S. Send more Potionkits.

Going to have to revise that last letter.

Things just got busy.

See you soon,
Zack 

Yeah!  This mission is a bit frustrating, but it isn’t too bad.  There’s just some particularly feisty creepy crawlies about.  Don’t worry, I don’t even have a scratch.

Thank for sending those cookies, they smell delicious.  I’ll make sure no monsters take off with them like that other time even if I have to devour them all in one go.

Things are looking up now that ShinRa sent me some helpful equipment for dealing with these particular monsters. It’s all smooth sailing from here.

I’ll be back in no time!

Love,
Zack

P.S. Usual place and time when I get home, right? 

Thanks for sending me into the Caverns of Magical Doom without any warning! But hey, we all make mistakes right?

I guess we can’t have all our weirdly specific intel warn us about the clusters of five plus firaga spewing Boundfats and thundaga tossing Thunderbirds!

I’m sure the Department of Resources can use the cash from those Mithril’s I found in the last mission to replace my uniform.

Yours,
Zack Fair

P.S. Aerith, the lunch you packed me is great! 

Ow.

Zack Fair

P.S. Say Hi to Buster Sword!

I’m really beginning to question your intel.  I think you might have a guy in there who’s a bit of a practical joker.

I mean, come on….

Why would a monster be carrying an item?  Why do you know that?  How did you get close enough to this supposed pack of monsters that managed to take over a secret ShinRa facility without dying?

These missions are starting to seem pretty fishy!

I’m just suggesting you take a look at your workers, is all.

Yours,
Zack Fair 

You bastards.

You did send me out there to mine!

Here’s your Mithrils.

I hope the Deparment of Resources chokes on it.

Yours,
Zack Fair 

This mission makes absolutely no sense! I mean, come on, man.  The statement says that the Turks located valuable items in an untouched wasteland.  How is it untouched if items are located there?  Items sound like man made objects to me.  Unless you’re sending me out there to mine?

That is not my job!

And man, if the Turks were out there and found this stash why didn’t they bring it back.

This is Tseng getting pay back for that remark about his terrible choice in hiking footwear isn’t it?

Yours,
Zack Fair